THE GEEK WHO TRiED TO DANCE: FiNAL PART

[Part 1 here]

[Part 2 here]

[Part 3 here]

[Part 4 here]

This is it.

The final auditions.

It took me a lot of effort to come up with this 2-minute piece.  Some of my competitors have prepared amazing hip-hop pieces.  Others are well-trained break dancers.  One was even going to dance ballet - and he's male!

Then it was my turn to perform.  Oh well here goes nothing.

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A TASTE OF LENT

Lenten Season.

It is the time when people frequent beaches and turn tourists for the weekend.  For me, it is one ordinary working weekend.  Minus the beach.  Plus the holiday benefits.  Sounds fair, right.

The one thing I don't like about the Lenten Season is how everything indirectly forces you to eat limited. 

Malls closed.  Carinderias closed.  Even sari-sari stores closed.

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A NUN'S PATiENCE iS A MARVEL

If my memory serves me right, I only have 3 godchildren.

That number was increased by one last week, where a colleague and a good friend of mine asked me to be one for his newborn son.

So an hour before the baptismal rite, I attended a Godfather's Seminar for the first time, which is an irony actually having ninonged already before.

And there I met Sister.

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MA, THERE'S NEWSPAPER iN MY PORRiDGE

I first started reading the newspaper when I was 7 years old, damn young I know.

I know when the regular newspaper boy would arrive at my uncle's gate.  When he does, I would then rush to my uncle and beg for the kiddie section.  if he isn't home, I have to agonizingly wait for him to arrive.  My uncle hates it when I fumble the newspaper first before him, since my little hands would create dreaded creases everywhere on the print.  I would just have to wait for him to hand me my part of the newspaper.

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THE ATTACK OF THE CURSiNG CHAiN TEXT MESSAGES

Do you love God?
I DO.
Say, Lord I love You very much.
Pass this message to 14 people.
If you don't do this before 2011 ends, an important person in your life will leave you!
You are an important person for me, so I forwarded this message to you.  Don't think about the load credits you will waste.  It's just 14 people.
Please pass..

Seriously?!

Yet I received another of these infamous text message from my gullible friends.  And another one.  And another.  Same text message.  Different friends.  They have been passing the message around in the same circle of people.  Unfortunately I became an unwilling part of this shit.

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WHAT iF: A CREEPY STORY

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"Nadakpan na ang aswang! [The aswang has been captured!]"

It was already dark, but a neighbor came to our house and told my parents about the good but eerie news.  With that, my mother and father went out of the house with our neighbor to check the news' validity.

"Pang-lock mog bintana ug pultahan.  [Lock the windows and doors]", father said.  I was left to take care of my two younger sisters.  As they left, I hurriedly locked the doors and all the windows.

In the middle of our small, unfinished house, we sat and waited.

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THE GEEK WHO TRiED TO DANCE Part 4

[Part 1 here]

[Part 2 here]

[Part 3 here]

First elimination was finally over before 10pm.

The seniors will have a closed-door meeting and decide which of the auditioners have the potential to be part of the their dance group.  Successful auditioners would be contacted in the next few days.

First audition was more of a practice.  A routine was taught to us, and the seniors judge us by gauging our performance and ability to grasp the steps easily.

Exhausted, hungry, and dripping in perspiration, my co-auditioners and I went home.

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FREE iCED AMERiCANO FOR JEFF

There's an ongoing promo in all Starbucks outlets wherein a random lucky customer gets a free drink of his/her choice.

After ordering my favorite iced Americano, my 'lucky' receipt included an uncommonly long sheet of instructions, and they were thoroughly explained to me by the barista:

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